weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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blink-182-bashers:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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Anonymous asked: ok so i used a bulge pic from the soul punk era ya know the one with him in like gray dress pants and like a sports shirt idk but i found the proportions of his bulge to his total height and converted it to inches and then solved for the triangle of the curve of his dick to the left and yeah you don't care but PATRICK'S DICK IS 6.3 INCHES SOFT

stumphies:

IM SWEATING BUCKETS

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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